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for your pleasure, darlings ! ♡fansly subscribers get a discount on photos, audios, and videos ! ♡
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| type | description | cost | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| any media | fees must be paid through venmo, cashapp, or paypal. i will not take any other bank. as well, you can contribute something from my throne wishlist. do not tip on fansly or onlyfans. | <<< | ||
| customs | for the sake of my schedule and current situation, i do not offer customs at this time. | <<< | ||
| face disclaimer | my face will not be in anything unless if there is a ✦ symbol ! | |||
| sexting | i will not be sending any media whatsoever, this is strictly through text. maximum 20 minutes. i do not indulge in scat, age, or race play. daddy / mommy kinks are okay. let me know what you're into prior. | $3.33/min | ||
| dick rates | send screenshot of receipt. send a photo / video of your dick and i will rate it out of ten with reasoning. a short voice note will be an additional $5.55 | $11.11 or $16.66 | ||
| custom voice note | dm me the receipt and a script or prompt you want me to follow. the voice message will be 1 minute minimum, 2 minutes maximum. sfw requests only. | $13.33 | ||
| sph ✦ | 1 minute minimum, 3 minutes maximum. send me your name or whatever you want me to call you for the video. | $15.55/min voice note | $21.11/min video with face | $25.55/min shirtless video with face |
| unblock | make your note your twitter username. does not stop me from blocking you again if needed. | $33.33 | ||
| tribute | ask for my findom carrd. | <<< | ||
| gaming session | pc games only: stardew valley, baldur's gate 3, minecraft (java), roblox, marvel rivals (diamond). dm me times and dates you are free and we will talk from there. conversation in dms will only concern gaming plans. will be blocked from discord/other platforms besides twitter after time is up. will be unblocked if booked for another gaming session. | $111.111/hr max 2 hrs |
| type | description | cost |
|---|---|---|
| any media | fees must be paid through venmo, cashapp, or paypal. i will not take any other bank. as well, you can contribute something from my throne wishlist. do not tip on fansly or onlyfans. | << |
| customs | for the sake of my schedule and current situation, i do not offer customs at this time. | <<< |
| face disclaimer | my face will not be in anything unless if there is a ✦ symbol ! | |
| ass | good option if youre not a tiddies person ! | $4.44 |
| ✦ tits ✦ | a random photo of my boobs ! if you want my lips to be in the photo, the price will be raised $2.22. pictures featuring my full face will cost another extra $2.22. | $5.55, $7.77, or $9.99 |
| fully clothed | normal outfits / fit check type of photos. ranges from full body (no full face) or my hips up (no full face). | $6.66 |
| pussy | well i hope you like foraging for wolfsbane flowers ! | $7.77 |
| full body | oh hello there ! (no lips) | $9.99 |
| type | description | cost |
|---|---|---|
| any media | fees must be paid through venmo, cashapp, or paypal. i will not take any other bank. as well, you can contribute something from my throne wishlist or onlyfans. | << |
| customs | for the sake of my schedule and current situation, i do not offer customs at this time. | <<< |
| face disclaimer | my face will not be in anything unless if there is a ✦ symbol ! | |
| audio #1 | trying to stay quiet while fucking myself with a dildo. includes: daddy kink, no orgasm. (50 secs). | $6.66 |
| audio #2 | spanking myself for getting answers wrong on a test. includes: spanking. (1 min 52 secs). | $10.10 |
| type | description | cost |
|---|---|---|
| any media | fees must be paid through venmo, cashapp, or paypal. i will not take any other bank. as well, you can contribute something from my throne wishlist. do not tip on fansly or onlyfans. | << |
| customs | for the sake of my schedule and current situation, i do not offer customs at this time. | <<< |
| face disclaimer | my face will not be in anything unless if there is a ✦ symbol ! | |
| video #1 | session with my rose toy. includes: orgasm, camera falls off during orgasm so. erm- lol ? it's genuinely so fucking funny (2 mins 35 secs). | $16.66 |
| video #2 | short video of me spanking myself. includes: spanking, small peaks of bush (46 secs). | $9.99 |